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Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”
By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:
- The entire state of Rhode Island
- Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
- Pacific Islanders
Gender: Genderfluid (most often agender and omnigender. At the same time.)
Eye Color: Mostly white, a fair amount of black.
Hair Color: None. My entire body is smooth and hairless.
Drinking?: Daily, 90% water and 10% apple juice
Job: Your boyfriend. That’s why I’m applying.
Favorite Color: One that contains the correct number of vowels.
Favorite Band: Wrist
Siblings: Several siblings-in-law. How many have you got?
Tattoos?: I drew a smiley face on me in biro.
Favorite Book?: The Bible
Perfect Date: Your anus
Hobbies: Taking pictures of my butt, sending them to you, then eventually posting them on my blog
Why should I pick you?: Why answer? You already have
Why do you even want to date me?: Because my horoscope said that this is a month of love. Especially for insects and South African regions.
My dream boyfriend has arrived
I’m a feminist, I’m an MRA, I’m an egalitarian, etc.
I ally myself with movements that share my beliefs, not really with one specifically. Different people have different issues they face and one movement can’t possibly cater to every individual. That’s just how I see it.
Haha yeah I got a few applications. I replied to the ones that weren’t on anon.
Yes and no. I believe that sometimes, people fall in love with their close friends and unfortunately, the other person does not reciprocate their feelings and it, quite frankly, sucks. But it’s not anybody’s fault, you can’t really control who you’re attracted to and it’d be more hurtful for both people if the other person just went out with them.
However, there are people who think that being nice to someone means they are entitled to a relationship with the person they are nice to. No. No one owes anybody anything, there is no obligation to be nice to anybody and there shouldn’t be any strings attached to being a decent human being to someone.
I also had a German teacher everyone called a ‘Nazi’ (like right to her face) and she told me she came to America because of the Berlin Wall (I think she was in the East); she moved leaving her entire family behind, found a husband and gave birth to her daughter in America. She also had a deep German accent but was rlly nice, she gave me chocolate and stuff all the time. Not as relevant but people are assholes just because someone has an accent and that’s really dumb. Fuck ‘em.
My mother lost her Italian accent, but her parents still have a somewhat thick Italian accent, so growing up, she’d be embarassed about bringing them to school events because kids would always make jokes about Mario, then progressing to the Italian mafia (her father was a tall and stocky man) and telling them to go back to their country. Just hurtful things in general. My father came here when he was 14, and while he had learned English in school and spoke it quite well, people would still laugh at his accent sometimes. That strangely only lasted until he was 17, when he met my mother. Then every girl thought it was hot. Whenever he’d get into fights (not necessarily physical), though, even as he got older, people would sometimes still pull the “go back to your country” card. That irritates me beyond belief.
It irritates me even more when I hear it thrown around at Hispanic immigrants or really just anyone who isn’t a white American. Hell, even some white Americans get that if they don’t “look” American enough sometimes. Might as well just make everyone “go home” to their country since this country was literally founded by immigration (even the Native Americans immigrated at some point). It’s like they refuse to accept that and it’s so fucking stupid.
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Job: Waiter, translator
Favorite Color: Grey
Favorite Band: Led Zeppelin
Siblings: Two older brothers and one younger sister
Favorite Book?: Brave New World
Perfect Date: I’d cook a nice dinner and then seranade you with a song on the piano
Hobbies: Programming, working out, and netflix
Why should I pick you?: Don’t I’m an awful person
Why do you even want to date me?: I don’t